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Gleecap: Hell-O

midwesterner74 — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 03:26:31 +0000

“Dolphins are just gay sharks, right?”

- Brittany

Glee has returned, and millions of fans can finally stop wasting valuable Tivo space storing all the reruns. Halleluiah!

However, I’m not gonna lie to you. Tonight’s hiatus-breaker was hugely anticlimactic. Not to mention a bit disjointed and choppy.

Consequently I don’t have the energy to post a full gleecap (sorry to those I may be disappointing, especially with that misleading header).

Instead I’ll leave you with the questions that I believe are on all of our minds tonight:

1) Was Jane Lynch really singing in that Vogue video?

2) Will Emma ever blink?

3) Can someone promise me that Kurt will be singing more this season? Please? (I’ve worn deep grooves in the “Defying Gravity” portion of my Glee soundtrack CD)

4) Was that opening Doors number with Finn sort of, um, dumb and awkward?

5) WHY was there a piano in the library?

The good news is that the countdown now begins for the MADONNA episode. Bring. It. On.

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Fox Announces Nationwide Casting Call to Fill 3 New Roles on Glee

midwesterner74 — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 05:30:07 +0000

Wake, Gleeks, from your hiatial slumber! There’s big news a-brewin’ in Hollywood, and you won’t want to miss this.

Do YOU have dreams of Hollywood stardom? Can you sing and dance with energetic, post-pubescent flair? Do you have minimal acne?

If you’ve answered yes to all of these questions, read on…

As I just reported over on SpoilersGuide, Fox execs have announced a nationwide casting call next month to fill three new roles on Everyone’s Favorite Television Show.

No deets yet on exactly how to apply (other than a vague directive to send in video clips), but when I hear something, you’ll be the first to know.

Meanwhile, if anyone does happen to know more, please FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS PURE AND GOOD IN THIS WORLD, don’t leave us hanging.

For Gleeks, Black Friday Took On a Whole New Meaning

midwesterner74 — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:11:29 +0000

In the wee hours of Black Friday, while thousands of crazed shoppers were beating down the doors and opening themselves up to Death By Stampede at Walmarts across America, I was sobbing.

Why, you ask? I had just found out the news that Glee will go on hiatus – a verrrrrrrrrrrrry long hiatus – in just a few short weeks.

As I reported over at SpoilersGuide, the last show is set for December 9th. Then Glee doesn’t return until… wait for it … April 13th.

That’s right, J.D. It’s a legitimate reason to scream in agony.

Oh yeah, and it will come back on a new night: Tuesdays at 9PM EST, for those of you who care to hear more.

All I can hope is that the Evil Television Marketing Geniuses have a big plan to fill the dry spell with some halfway decent programming, not the dreck that you usually get mid-season. Harrumph.

Stay tuned…